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HP Fandom Goals for 2008
Because I'm feeling very, very naughty...
HP Fandom Goals for 2008
1. Becomea BNF the object of scorn and ridicule over on fandomwank.
2. Have journal reported to LJ pr0n police for artistically questionable content.
3. Mastermind a team of sockpuppets to stir up fandom.
4. Letch after young, nubile teenage actor portraying a character in the HP films.
5. Cash in retirement policy for daily tickets to gawk at said young, nubile (and nekkid) teenage actorup close and personal on stage.
6. Post well-known and beloved fanfic on popular but undermodearated archives and claim as my own.
7. Wank like there's no tomorrow.
8. Quitpromising career dead-end job to write (yet another) fandom compendium to all things Potter.
9. Marry favorite fictional HP character on an astral plane.
10. Get sued by favorite author and large media conglomerate.
Because I'm feeling very, very naughty...
1. Become
2. Have journal reported to LJ pr0n police for artistically questionable content.
3. Mastermind a team of sockpuppets to stir up fandom.
4. Letch after young, nubile teenage actor portraying a character in the HP films.
5. Cash in retirement policy for daily tickets to gawk at said young, nubile (and nekkid) teenage actor
6. Post well-known and beloved fanfic on popular but undermodearated archives and claim as my own.
7. Wank like there's no tomorrow.
8. Quit
9. Marry favorite fictional HP character on an astral plane.
10. Get sued by favorite author and large media conglomerate.